BOOM. Instant emasculation.
…And suddenly, the men didn’t want those roses quite so badly.
Who is this guy? Where did he come from? Does he ever speak?
I swear, that jaw could stop a truck. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
Either that, or an extended Abercrombie commercial.
Ah, well…. he is from Georgia…
“…you should probably kill yourself, rather than face such brutal humiliation on national television.”
Awwwww. :( There, there, Man-With-Six-Kids. There, there.
LIFE’S TOUGH DECISIONS.
“… you will be taken out back immediately, and summarily executed. Any questions?”
